"I am Osama Bin Laden, I Wish to Negotiate"

Rumors are flying that Osama Bin Laden has been captured. VERY SPECULATIVE. Who knows if there is anything behind the smoke. Who knows who the sources are. Who knows if this guy is just making stuff up. But it's always fun to speculate. According to Northeast Intelligence Network:

We do have verifiable intelligence, however, of "unusual movements and activities" of special US forces in certain areas where bin Laden and al Zawahiri have reportedly been seen - however we will NOT disclose this information to avoid compromising the safety, welfare and special operations of our men and women of the military. According to two highly placed and credible human sources within the intelligence community, these movements are indeed related to a "HVT" (High Value Target) within al Qaeda. Our sources are firm in their assertions that there is a "significant advancement" in the ongoing war on terror.