Arnold to run for governor

Yes, it's official. Total Recall? True Lies? Or simply the Terminator? Or Predator? Or Kindergarten Cop? Or Collateral Damage? Or Conan the Destroyer? Or Raw Deal? The jokes are too easy.

Speaking of which, the race is shaping up to be a bit of a joke. Gary Coleman, Larry Flynt, and Joe Blow from down the street are reportedly running. This will be interesting, if nothing else. I think I have $3500 petty cash here...