OK, I Lied.

One more post for the road, something way too juicy to pass up. Apparently, the rebuilding of Mordor will be the REAL quagmire, according to the Politburo Diktat:

Notice how movie ended with Fall of Sauron's Tower? Nothing at all about the reconstruction of Mordor. And everybody knows that's the hard part. GW's whole approach completely disregarded cultural norms of the Orcs, and HOOmiliated them frequently. Just going to make Orcs angrier, "Now GW defeated us AGAIN in another war. Is great HOOmiliation." How about all the Orc civilian casualties? Never saw those.

Ho HO! Middle Earth is not safer now that GW (Gandalf the White) has brought down Sauron. No, Middle Earth is MORE dangerous now that the Orcs have been humiliated--they will seek revenge!

Why didn't the Last Coalition between Elves and Men try weapons inspectors and international sanctions?