It's Just Mulch

This is way beyond comprehension, a senator's wife stands accused of assaulting another patron at a garden center:

Sources told News4 that Mrs. Baucus was upset because another customer was getting help with mulch ahead of her.

Sources told News4's Pat Collins that Mrs. Baucus dropped a bag of mulch under the woman's car, then struck the woman in the body and face a number of times.

Is life so unfair that you have to duke it out down at the local OSH?