Fifth Grade and Steroids

It appears that Mike Wallace's revealing interview lays Roger Clemens' soul open to us. Roger repeatedly denied using steroids. Mike's journalistic talents came up a zinger of a question and Roger, surely caught off-guard, was exposed for all to see.

"Swear?" Wallace asked Clemens at one point, according to a partial transcript of the show, which is to air Sunday night.

"Swear," Clemens responded.

What a hard-hitting interview! What insight! What..what...UTTER CRAP. "Swear"? Give me a break, that level of soul-searching honesty was given up back in the fifth grade. Good lord, Clemens might as well have said,

"Pinky promise," Clemens responded

Or, better yet,

"Cross my heard, hope to die, stick a needle in my...ooops," Clemens responded with a wink.

Good grief, just end it already, Roger. I know. He knows. We ALL know.

Hat tip to Co for the tip.

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